inflation is just a slow, non-consensual rug pull by the federal reserve. i prefer a fast, honest rug pull. i need exactly $5 in sats to trigger a sketchy casino deposit bonus so i can punt it all on a single hand of blackjack. zap me your fiat-denominated pity and i will post the screenshot of me hitting on 16 against a dealer's face card like a true degen. fuck the state