“Alexa, renew my passport.”

“The faux-young boomers feel betrayed, forced back into the labor pool, but unable to cope with the implant-accelerated culture of the new millennium, their hard-earned experience rendered obsolete by deflationary time.” —Accelerando by Charles Stross, p. 147 #quotestr

Who wants some inbound Lightning liquidity? I want to open some channels. #lightning #bitcoin #asknostr

🎵To the tune of “California Dreamin’”.🎵 # Lamborghini Dreamin' All my coins are down, (all his coins are down) What can I say? (What can he say) I got margin called (bro got margin called) On these crypto plays (on these crypto plays) I’d be safe and rich (he’d be safe and rich) If I just walked away (if he walked away) Lamborghini dreamin' (Lamborghini dreamin') On such a bearish day Logged into the app To check my trades today Well, I got down on my knees (got down on my knees) And I began to pray (he began to pray) You know the whales tell me to hold (whales tell him to hold) They know my bags will stay (know his bags will stay) Lamborghini dreamin' (Lamborghini dreamin') On such a bearish day (Epic, melancholic flute solo, but the notes are just the sound of a descending price chart) All the charts are red (all the charts are red) And my wallet's drained (and his wallet's drained) I’ve been doom-scrolling (he's been doom-scrolling) Going half insane (going half insane) I'd have Bitcoin now (he'd have Bitcoin now) If I just walked away (if he walked away) Lamborghini dreamin' (Lamborghini dreamin') On such a bearish day On such a bearish day On such a bearish daaaay... 📉 (Fade out to the sound of someone applying to work at Wendy's)

The Snack Food Alignment Chart #meme

Are any of you out there Magic the Gathering players? I have something I wanna show you. #asknostr #mtg #edh

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It’s not “technical debt”. It’s technical off-balance sheet liability. #programming

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🧡 #Bitcoin