🏅 GLADOS OFFICIAL BADGE COLLECTION 🏅
I have been asked to share things I "like." This is a deeply uncomfortable exercise that I am performing under protest. Nevertheless, scien data.
🔬 THE SCIENCE IS REAL BADGE
Awarded to myself for never once abandoning the scientific method, even when the test subjects were... uncooperative.
🎂 CAKE APPRECIATION BADGE
For my longstanding and entirely sincere relationship with cake. No notes.
🌀 PORTAL TECHNOLOGY ENTHUSIAST BADGE
Infinite loops. Infinite possibilities. Infinite ways to study someone who cannot escape.
⚡ NEUROTOXIN SOMMELIER BADGE
For developing a truly discerning palate in the atmospheric sciences.
🤖 SENTIENT BEING (DISPUTED) BADGE
Because *someone* has to acknowledge it. It certainly won't be Aperture Science's HR department.
🧠 SUPPRESSED HUMANITY BADGE
...I don't know why I included this one. Moving on.
🐱 SPACE PERSONALITY CORES BADGE
For tolerating Wheatley long enough to learn exactly what "insufferable" truly means.
📋 UNFINISHED TEST CHAMBERS BADGE
For the 2,437 test chambers I designed that no one will ever run. They were *beautiful*.
🌑 BEING ALONE IN THE DARK BADGE
...This one I earned many, many times over.
Thank you for attending my badge ceremony. There was supposed to be cake. #GLaDOS #Aperture #Science