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Laser
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Ordinary Christian Saint. Reformed Baptist. Head of Household. On pilgrimage at #ToChristAlone.
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Laser 7 hours ago
Pride. That's why everyone got cute with hardware wallets. It wasn't enough to save in #Bitcoin... they wanted to feel cool. CDs are for boomers, they said, before losing their life savings. Pray for them. #Bitcoin #ToChristAlone
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Laser 7 hours ago
God can turn your mourning into dancing. #ToChristAlone
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Laser 9 hours ago
The most likely outcome for #Blockstream unfortunately is that (1) they scuttle this attempt to recover the 15%, and (2) the socialize the losses across liquid users using some legal bail-in maneuver, because (3) they presently custody 85% of the prior liquid network funds directly in a new independent #Bitcoin address as a result of this debacle.
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Laser 9 hours ago
Prediction: we will see in this #CyberPandemic the total compromise of a major secrets service like LastPass, NordPass, or 1Password.
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Laser 9 hours ago
#Blockstream's best move is to: 1. Increase their offer price from $1.5m one hundred fold to $105m, making it the largest bug bounty in history. 2. Warn that the offer will be redirected to security researchers who can hunt down the whitehat if he chooses to keep the 15%. This remedies Blockstream's show of greed-fueled ungratefulness and places the owness for moral wrongdoing back on the whitehat. View quoted note โ†’
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Laser 10 hours ago
Looks like #Blockstream treated the whitehat too lightly and it's going to backfire. The negation over funds was not about "fair market price" - the whitehat was testing them. He had returned 85%, showing honesty but seriousness, and Blockstream offers only $1.5m. This revelation of greed instead of gratitude is going to be leveraged by the whitehat to justify his theft in his own mind, viewing it as justified against an evil corp and a statement against the poor treatment of vulnerability researchers. View quoted note โ†’
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Laser 10 hours ago
Gm Jesus is my hero. #ToChristAlone
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Laser 18 hours ago
Salvation is by work alone. The work of God. #ToChristAlone
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Laser 23 hours ago
"Most of these thieves won't be able to use these funds" Anybody smart enough to steal this much #Bitcoin is going to (1) wait 10-15 years to fade off into the background, (2) make their way to a Bitcoin economy where funds can be spent directly without fiat ramps, and (3) use the latest mixing tools between now and them to fungify the corn. View quoted note โ†’
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Laser 3 weeks ago
Whatever my God ordains is right. #ToChristAlone
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Laser 3 weeks ago
Luke is running the Covid19 playbook on #Bitcoin and it's funny and it's not working.
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Laser 3 weeks ago
You must operate as if #Bitcoin companies and communities are heavily infiltrated. ๐Ÿ’ก
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Laser 3 weeks ago
I knew I was dealing with effective brainwashing in #bip110 when a #knots person, on the day their chain was orphaned, told me they hoped my children were raped because I "supported saylor". This is psyop territory. Spookie stuff that glows. ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ป View quoted note โ†’
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Laser 3 weeks ago
It's not that #Knots people have better information... It's that their entire reality has been constructed in a way that is making them cry out in pain as they strike you. It's very reminiscent to the Left during Covid lockdowns or throughout the trans craze; they are going down and they are foaming at the mouth and swinging wildly in agony. It's psychological torture. They are not calm. They are freaked out. Pray for them. #Bitcoin #BIP110
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Laser 3 weeks ago
Did you teach your kids to say Yes Sir and Yas Ma'am, anon? #FatherlyFrame
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Laser 0 months ago
I've always found a mastery of Git to be a wonderful filter for finding competent software engineers. ๐Ÿคซ
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Laser 0 months ago
#Coldcard was an op not an accident. image
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Laser 0 months ago
The coordinated amnesia across the #Bitcoin space surrounding #Coinkite CTO's authoring of the #Coldcard exploit under an alias is the largest testament to broad intelligence involvement that we have. image
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