I'm at my local library, just relaxing and investigating some new books when this guy sitting a few tables over ripped a loud AF fart. It was so loud that someone across the room said, "SHHHHHHHH!!!!!" And now I'm laughing hysterically 🤣

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio just submitted a memo to a US federal court stating that he can deport anyone he wants regardless of whether or not they've been charged or convicted of a crime, purely on the basis of their beliefs. Thought crime. It's not hyperbole to notice that the US is fast approaching Orwell's 1984. Rubio has worked quickly to establish his own mini-dictatorship at State. His gleeful canceling of hundreds of student visas, eager participation in disappearances and obviously illegal courtroom shenanigans, and more — it is this little weasel that, if the courts let him, get to decide which beliefs are allowed in the country in the future. So much for the First Amendment.

Jezebel

Marco Rubio Tells Court He Can Deport People For Their Beliefs Alone

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This self-proclaimed Patriot got so angry when he saw an anti-fascism poster that he just had to destroy it. But despite his best efforts, the sign defeated him. It would be pathetic if it wasn't so funny 🤣

Trump’s insistence that the U.S. is being taken for a ride betrays a fundamental misunderstanding of economics that is built on a dislike of other countries and a desire to be the dealmaker responsible for a new world order.

Trump Exposes Own Kindergarten-Level Understanding of Economics | The New Republic

This dog shreds harder than most skaters I know... #dogs #dogstr #skaterDog

These two dudes came across a choking raccoon in the middle of the night. Bill performed the raccoon Hiemlich maneuver while the other guy yelled words of encouragement. The Hiemlich successfully dislodged the food piece, and everyone cheered. Raccoon then did the walk of shame and shuffled off to his family. Life is fucking weird.

Trump is destroying American traditions, and institutions, and engaging in the erasing and revising of history as part of his greater plan to sever the nation from its history, and the past before him. It's also why he's renaming bodies of water and mountains, and trying to seize control of Canada and Greenland. He wants to completely disconnect our sense of attachment to our true history and culture, make our geography unrecognizable, and set the stage for a new America made in his image. I hate to make the comparison, but what he's doing is literally what Hitler did during his rise to power. Hitler destroyed everything that was associated with Germany before him, and aggressively assaulted history books, documents, and even art that was a part of the "old" Germany. He wanted to erase it all from the psyche of the German people, so that they believed that there was only Hitler. Only the Nazis and their Reich. It's a classic step in the destruction of the old world, and the imposition of fascist dictatorship. Trump is destroying our culture, and our connection to the America of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln. Soon he will significantly advance his fascist agenda to establish the Trump American Empire. Don't doubt that it's coming, because the writing is clearly written on the wall.

The Independent

Trump orders removal of ‘anti-American ideology’ from world’s largest museum

Trump to overhaul the world’s largest museum, education and research complex to ‘restore truth and sanity to American history’

Hey frens... I know a lot of you do the carnivore diet, and I'm considering getting on board. I did Atkins many years ago and got good results by eliminating carbs. From what I understand, carnivore works similarly. I'm trying to get back down to my sexy weight, so a solid diet and gym regimen will be key. The gym is the easy part. So, if you do carnivore, I'd love to hear your experiences, as well as pointers, or recommended resources. Thanks! 🥩 #asknostr

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Kangaroos are no joke. And they have no chill. When they turn their and look at you, you feel them staring directly into your soul. 🦘

Trump is bringing segregation back. This guy is evil, and out of his fucking mind. Who TF brings back segregation??

Irish Star

Segregation no longer banned in gov't contracts as Trump rips up old order

The alarming news comes as part of a memo from the General Services Administration, which explains a number of changes prompted by Trump's executiv...