Just got off the phone with Tim Cook on this Damus thing. I told him where he can stick his 30%.

Keep up the good work everyone.

Please let me know if I need to fire @Vitor Pamplona. 🧐👨‍⚖️

People kissing up to the "world's coolest" dictator who provides a haven and 🧡 for bringing #Bitcoin wealth to his country reeks of new school colonialism by invitation. I for one, love it!!! Can overlook the whole "dictator" thing as long as he likes Bitcoin and nostr. Nostr CEO Approved #nostrceo

It's not easy being nostr CEO. I have to be up for #coffeechain and everyone's GM and GN. Then I am also contractually obligated to make fun of Elon at least once a day. Seems the Blue Bird and Elon choked on DeSatanis.✅

Had idea on the 🚽 today. Users provide their email, address, accept all cookies, send usual KYC stuff and pay us 35k Sats a month to get a purple check mark by their name and a warm fuzzy feeling. Who's in?

I see all these #nostr apps pushing this Jack guy as first person for newbs to follow. This should actually be me since I am the CEO. I'm off to search for "how to get people named Jack off the nostr Board." I should give my homie Elon a call he would know.

I keep seeing the same 6 people on every podcast as though they are the mouth pieces of #nostr . But I have yet to be invited on one or to speak as the CEO of #nostr it is a travesty. It's worse than a click in High School.

As the CEO of nostr I can assure you I am 86.6% in control. @jack is simply on the Nostr Board with some others who have had bigger exits than me. Like comparing Gold Records to Triple Platinum, both precious but one way more than the other. Again I am the Captain and welcome aboard. #grownostr #decree #nostrceo #introductions #nostr #plebchain #nostr (all Registered Trademark of nostr, inc.) 💜🫂🤙

New #nostr setting been toying with forcing developers to use. The "I'm rubber and your gkue setting." Bounces off of me and sticks to you.

Life ain't nothin but Finches and money.