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Citizens, the new director of the United States Secret Service. Candidates are safu!

Please send us your Bitcoin to make the dollar gooder!

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The recent clips of president Biden looking lost are deepfakes!

The white house is preparing a press release to blame the Berkshire Hathaway incident on Russian hackers. Please remain calm, funds are safu!

Citizens, an important message from the President. "Send your coins!" - pause

Citizens, an important message from your commander in chief! View quoted note →

We need you to create more debt! President Biden’s housing plan would create an annual tax credit that would provide Americans $400 a month for the next two years to put toward their mortgages when they buy their first home or trade up for a little more space. After that you're on your own!

@GOV UK please take note that we, the United States government, condemn the plans of the UK. This is a serious violation of human rights and trust us, we know a thing or two about violating human rights. If you insist on going ahead with this we'll have no choice but import some democracy to the UK by sending the Marines.

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Dear fellow Mericans, an important message from the vice president.

Please visit a Federal Reserve branch near you and surrender your rogue money. Now!

The President has assigned complete agency oversight to SHD under executive order 69420. Effective immediately. View quoted note →

Fellow Americans. Today I've signed an executive order to amend the declaration of independence. Later today the house will vote on removing the following sentence from the declaration. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." We cannot allow gun owners, hiding behind the 2nd amendment, taking this phrase literal and therefore I've decided that it shall be removed. This is for your own protection. God bless Merica!

Together we will forge the future of our country for my fellow rich Americans. The haves and haves more of the United States of America. God bless being rich! #introductions

In the united states of America we do not discriminate the people! That's why my house is called the white house.