Think about those awkward dinner parties where you have to talk to your wife's weird friend’s husband. Now, imagine walking in with a Full Entourage. You don't have to talk to anybody. You just sit at the head of the table like a Mafia Don while your wives handle all the social lifting.
"I'm sorry, I'd love to hear about your bitcoin/ nostr portfolio, but I have a domestic summit regarding the seating chart for Thanksgiving. My Chief of Staff (Wife 4) will take your business card."
In a regular marriage, if your wife says "no," the dream is dead. In your world, you’re a Political Lobbyist. If Wife #1 says you can’t buy a jet ski, you just head over to Wife #3’s wing with some chocolate and a dream. You start building a coalition. By Tuesday, you’ve got a 3-to-1 majority and a new Kawasaki in the driveway. Checkmate, monogamy.
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