Who said it has to? Just take a screenshot of @fiatjaf's complaint and make it the home page

Why? It doesn't have to. Not even HTML, you can do plaintext like https://labour.fiatjaf.com/ or https://countries.fiatjaf.com/

I'm just a dumb welder but I can spin up a landing page with chat GPT in about 2 minutes. There really is no excuse anymore.