by the way i checked my image gallery on my phone and my last haircut was almost 5 months ago. i have since then cut my beard once myself because my hair was still good and i didn't want to go to barber for just the beard since i can do it myself. but if i am already going in that chair for the haircut may as well get my beard taken care of at the same time. that said when i cut my beard last time it was so much worse than when the barber did it that i resolved never to do it myself again. i think a good cadence for me would be to go the barber once every 1.5 months which works out to about $100 / month. if the barber was closer i would maybe go more often but it's almost a 30 mile round trip which actually exceeds the 20 miles of electric range i have in the PHEV so it will cost me about 1/3 gallon of gas or a bit over a dollar worth of gas at Florida prices ( which are less than $4 ). honestly PHEVs are so efficient gas costs are irrelevant but wear and tear on the car and my soft rubber supercar tires ( Michelin Pilot Sport 4 ) is not. this is why i chose to trim the beard myself the last time, but it was a mistake. obviously there are other barbers that are closer - close enough that i could ride my bike there and my bike isn't even an E-bike. but my area is not very trendy - i drive to the trendy area and go to a trendy barber because i am sexy beast baby yeah ! LOOKSMAX !
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just booked my haircut for later today the price went up again Hammer & Nails basically charges by the hour and their classic cut is 30 minutes and the beard is 30 minutes too, each one is $60 ( was $55 last time ) so $120 + 20% tip = $144 ... FUCK ! ! ! ( i am a Jew so i don't normally tip UNLESS the person is LITERALLY CUTTING MY HEAD and i PLAN TO GO BACK THERE AGAIN in which case i do tip ) because i am a Jew i treat tips as a bribe. if i already got what i needed and will never see you again you get NOTHING. if i haven't yet gotten what i need or i will be seeing you again i make sure you're happy so everything goes smoothly. JEWMAXING ! ! ! heh, if somebody told me 20 years ago that a haircut will cost as much as an Android Tablet i would be like ... what's an Android Tablet ? LOL but seriously, i like Hammer & Nails because of their online appointment booking where you pick the time, the service, the barber and enter your credit card info so you don't have to wait in line or talk to a girl on the phone to set it up or handle filthy cash like a peasant. you just come in, get a haircut, tell the girl at the front if you wish to leave the tip or not and leave. well, that's how it went last time. you never know what is going to happen today.
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ethfi 6 days ago
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