Baaahaha What about ai girlfriends hmm???

I tried, didn't work out. She was smart that I felt like an idiot every day.

Potential girlfriend: "Wait, you drive a 22 year old car? " "Yes, because the extra $500 a month over the past 10 years (when I paid it off) has allowed me to buy a house, which allowed me to funnel money into my great-grandchildren... ok.... bye I guess...." Spouse: "We have how much in fake internet money?!" "XYZ, but I'm were up 200% from what we put in. " "You know what, don't tell me. " "OK, now if I die, I need you to know about keys" "WTF"

Potential girlfriend: "Wait, you drive a 22 year old car? " "Yes, because the extra $500 a month over the past 10 years (when I paid it off) has allowed me to buy a house, which allowed me to funnel money into my great-grandchildren... ok.... bye I guess...." Spouse: "We have how much in fake internet money?!" "XYZ, but I'm were up 200% from what we put in. " "You know what, don't tell me. " "OK, now if I die, I need you to know about keys" "WTF"

You can adjust that lol You're funny though

love it!!