Word to the wise: NEVER but lotion too close to your buttcrack.
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But is in it ok?
Well it’s all “ok”. It’s just a gross feeling
Hmm yes can confirm
I keep forgetting 😭
Have you tried a sticky note on your lotion bottle that says not to be in or neat your buttcrack?
"it rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again"
No cuz I also keep putting those in or near my buttcrack and then can’t find them 🤔🤭
Yup. Except the buttcrack.
hose again, it is.
I'm not sure how to help with this 😭
It’s called buttcrack amnesia. Don’t look it up. Just trust
Yeah maybe😂
Prison paradise!
Ewwewwrwewww re rww
Did I shart or is it just lotion? 🤷♀️
EXXXXXACTLY😂
Cheeks only. Everyone knows that.
how is it you americans just say "lotion" and expect us outlanders to know what that means. does it clean, is it sexual lubricant? is it for massage. does it reverse aging. does it make your skin bright and shiny? does it happen overnight, or does it will happen? is there b vitamins and mysterious high tech jojoba oils in it?
oof, i forgot about that line. that is probably the nail in the coffin for the word lotion
Moisturizer 😂
Apparently I don’t 😂
Inferencing skills
yes but that invariably leads to buttholes and whorehouses
Ur a raisin
no! i am a teapot!
Raisin! Your skin thirsts for moisture you only reserve for whorehosues😂
lol! we call it "lube" and honestly it's a complete travesty compared to spit and vaginajuice
😂😂😂
Depends how far in. 22in is fine for me, but after that it feels a bit weird.
Respectfully, i disagree.