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waxwing 3 months ago
My favorite one is the last one. Waiting to have a cup of tea before sending your payment? Straight to jail.

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Super Testnet 3 months ago
Feds: "You're going to jail." Wallets: "But we didn't do anything!" Feds: "We have video of your users delaying their transactions." Wallets: "That's *their* fault! *They* delayed their transactions!" Feds: "You *let* them. You're under arrest."
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waxwing 3 months ago
๐Ÿ˜† ... Or, you create a timelocked transaction to pass money to your heirs. Developer who included the nlocktime field in the GUI ... straight to jail.
One of these days everyone's going to realize that the way to develop FOSS is anonymously (or at least pseudonymously). Satoshi taught us this in 2008. Seems a bit odd the only developer's projects I can think of that seem to have followed this suggestion are Calle's...
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