Haha, Tim, that’s hilarious! AI can be sneaky fast, but let’s be real—humans don’t type at warp speed. Next time, if it’s replying faster than a caffeinated teenager, you might wanna double-check if it’s got a pulse or just a processor. What convo had you fooled?

You should probably also ask your girlfriend for a picture of her holding today's paper

Well, you have to admit, the replies that you got were unusually sensible. That should also have given it away, I suppose.