that is a retardedly good idea. 5 minute ticker. prompt "check muh LND is alive and connected". if problem, diagnose, apply countermeasures or send me a DM on nostr to my poor man's relay push notification extension. WARNING WARNING

Uh oh. I dipped my toes into agentic app dev yesterday, and the temptations to play are coming thick and fast.

Please first apply for a job on rentahuman.ai

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