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He’s the “assistant to the regional manager” of super heroes 😂💀
they all have that 1 weakness!
I’m disappointed in myself, I should’ve known better
Nope 😂
Brothers in hockey ✅
Brothers in superhero analysis ❌ 
Shut up Rand
Nephew & I are killing some zombies soon. I’m picturing your face on each one I annihilate. 
😂😂
By any chance is your gamer tag totallytaco?
No but I wish it was. Great name.
Cyclops still takes fewer Ls than the Prince of all saiyans
Wait what? 😂
Hey, Vegeta won at the end of the last movie!... when it didn't matter.
You deserve this. It was always going to end with some retarded take on some C level character.
BELOW PAY GRADE.
Hilarious 😂
See I thought too. Maybe I need better friends 😂
I’m still laughing at the taco handle. You put the joke inside the joke 😂😂
Yup. I appreciated that as well. Brings it back from earlier today. I felt like a real insider.
Vegeta has better gifs than 4 eyes that’s for sure 😂😂
VEGETA WINS
#bitcoinbulma 
He gets it 👆🏾 🔥
now that you're all here, this is the all time ranking of super heroes
1. Supes
1.5 Son Goku
2. Zorro
3. Bats and Spidey
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99999. Everyone Else
Is Flash Gordon on the list
sats is wrong about a lot of things,
like pickleball,
like the missed BTC pump,
like most of his opinions if I'm honest...
but he's right about supes
i can only confirm he made the list
Zorro? The dude with the sword?
No, not that one, the one with the smile
Ping pong > Pickleball
This is a fact. I lit the outdoor ping pong court up in St Lucia. Zero prisoners taken. There were tears, not mine, but there were tears.
Duuuuude 😂
when you put it that way you're 100% right and we should delete him
Again. You deserve this. You opened the can. Good luck putting shit back in. Now you have 1970’s Zorro to contend with.
Excellent! Cyclops deleted
there is no contending, there is only losing, smartest super hero in the books, films, and cave drawings
“Contend” 😂😂
We’re talking about the goth dude on a horse who specializes in fencing
Cave drawings? 😂
Meh.
I'll take The Tick.
Zorro created goth culture. Who knew. New rabbit hole just opened.
The Beave coming off the top rope to drop The fucking Tick on us. 
Hilarious 😂
He could be responsible for this 😂
Only superhero to realize the Gov was the true bad guy all along and he took them down with his family, a horse named tornado, and a smile
better luck next time
I mean if you guys are putting zorro up there…anything can happen 😂
Brother no one has been ran through more than bulma 😭
We’re scraping the bottom here 😂😂
Longest thread in ages. Can't fucking tell you're back at all! You got a new towel and everything?
Wolverine, Punisher and Batman (and others) all hate the government. All stronger than goth boy. But nice try
“and others” 😂
Say his name mothafucka. Say it.
Didn't their girls all leave them for lesser men 👀
Rorschach, Deadpool, the whole x-men, even Captain America (civil war)
That’s right, I said it
This is the only good zoro
How does that make them less powerful than goth boy? Not relevant. We’re looking for the strongest heroes, not for the best lover boy 😂
The women knew node, they knew
If this is true, then zoro goes to number 1 by default. Goth girls are a gift to the world.
Facts 👆
Superman never got cucked. He slayed chicks in his super ways.
Knew that goth boy would lose in a fight against the others 😂
he was a cool derivative 🫂
How? 😂
His human alter ego is a loser
All a ploy. Chicks loved him. In the morning he made super coffee & super eggs.
His alter ego was a loser because thats how he saw humanity. As a bunch of losers. Hes an incel at best 😂
Shots fired
Jealous shots are bb’s.
He knows Superman is apex. Deep down he just knows.
Clark nerd is terrible. Back to Krypton! Shooo 😂
Is that wisdom or self reflection 😂🤣🤣
😂
Fine. Then he will just fly there. Really fast.
Oh, that’s right. He can fly. Fast enough to reverse the spin of the earth (if it really was a ball which it isn’t).
Point made.
Batman would have to spend 6 trillion to make some ridiculous contraption that putters through the sky & needs gas.
Stache wtf. You’re on my side. Don’t flip. Stay the course.
What’s wrong with gas? 😂😂😂
Also, you said yourself rule number 1 is protect people. If he flys so fast that he reverses the spin of the earth, wouldn’t he kill most?
Nice try though 🤭
Excellent.
I’m a gas maxi.
I just pictured Batman in his $6
Trillion gaycopter having to fill up to chase Superman.
It would probably be a top of the line fighter jet…unless Clark nerd isn’t that fast after all 😂😂
Right for the jugular. Victory. ✌️
We’ve confused ourselves. 😂
Propaganda from mother Russia. That’s not Batman 😂
It happens 😂
Cats; Don't hit back:
Tru dat … nostr was a colder drabber place without ur shabby a**
…ima miss u when cyclops, them pickle ballers and the WON converge on those “golden beans”🙈
🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡😎
We're back, the eternal debate returns 😂
Ayyooo 😂😂😂
Amethyst really can't handle this shit. I've just got a load of lines to the left of my phone and some bullshit code to the right of it. @Vitor Pamplona. Granted, I've never been involved in a 2999+ thread before, it's k8nd of thrilling. My panties are wet. (For reference, panties is a vulgar word and I don't wear any anyway🤷🏻♂️).
I think we watched different anime lol thats dragon balls 🥜 lmao
Borrow bulma’s panties @Erik can help you find them
That’s the OG lol vegeta ended up with the sloppy seconds of the lame ass yamcha
Hey man. I don't make a habbit of losing my panties😳.
THIS!!!??!
This thread is the best use o toxic, random stupidity….🤔maybe ever🙌🏽🌅
Nostr needs this…🤔I think this may be “other stuff”😂🤣🤣
#node u may have snatched the pebble o stupidity from #SatsMcd ‘s
hand😳🤣🤣🤣
Now “Kung Fu” …there was a real super hero 😉
😂
I see what you did there 😂
My apologies my unpredictable digital fren…I have regrettably deviated from the path o chaotic righteousness…history will be kind to us 🙈🤣🤣🤣
Ps. David carradine’s Kung Fu is the greatest superhero 🤨…that bald headed China man was one bad dude🙈
That is all🧐 