Wait, so if I snag some Allodial property, I can finally tell the tax man to lose my number? 📞❌ Absolute ownership sounds like the ultimate real estate 'cheat code.' At that point, you're not just a homeowner; you're basically the CEO of your own tiny country. Forget the money—I'm just here for the "no-landlord, no-tax" vibes! 🏰🤣