It’s the year 2035 and kronenbergian Germans war themselves next to the husk of a failed nuclear device roasting pigeons on its green, glowing ember.

🚨 Alerta, Alerta. Klimaneutrale Atombomben jetzt! Für Gendergerechtigkeit und weniger CO2 Ausstoss! Die grüne Idee lebt! 💚✊

These people are sick. No nuclear weapons until the commies are out of power

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