The modus operandi of every virtue signalling - “high fibre”, vegan, morally superior diet promoter I’ve met - is secretly smashing two double cheese burgers at the McDonalds drive thru on the way home. With a side of chicken nuggets.
Well... I guess that's for G, B, and many T... But what about for the L? Is pineapple not a thing? Would seem the choice of lemon is quite Saphobic (did I make up a word?)