If you understand Bitcoin: UTXOs, proof-of-work, and irreversible state transitions you already understand quantum mechanics. Bitcoin resolves all the paradoxes. There is no observer problem. There is no measurement problem. There is no double spend in reality. Particles aren’t real. They are just probabilistic memory states until they’re collapsed (spent) by work, bound by absolute scarcity Bitcoin exists. It’s not like a quantum computer…. It is the quantum computer. There is no second best. The burden of proof is no longer on Bitcoiners. It’s on physicists to prove Bitcoin wrong; and they have nothing to show. No energy committed. No irreversible truth to verify. Bitcoin is the measurement. The rest is noise. What does it mean to compute a quantum? A quantum of what? A quantum of time, memory, entropy and energy? Does it sound like Bitcoin?