A self-proclaimed psychic has claimed that an alien invasion will occur at the World Cup match between Brazil and Scotland and many inside the stadium will get abducted. Now of course this is most likely poppycock but in the slim chance she's right, we have a great opportunity to note #⭕️ from the mothership if our boy @stache gets selected. Looking forward for the inside news regarding the alien cloaca.
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The aliens returning @stache an hour later after they got tired of him


Aliens clearly have a cloaca because dinosaurs were aliens and chickens are dinosaurs.
And as @MAHDOOD knows, chickens are basically donuts. 🐓🍩👽🍩
Lmao…that’s sum funny sh*t right there😂…GFY …but that is sum funny sh*t🤨🤣⭕️


🤨🤔😂…I see the ⭕️ is thriving in my intermittent absences 🖕🏽🤣
…true story: my mom once told my dear ol dad that she wasn’t worried about me being kidnapped …that I’d be returned in a coupla hours with a hundred dollar bill pinned to my back in sympathy for whoever had to raise me🧐…and that was back when $100 could buy 2-3 carts of groceries 🤦🏽♂️😂⭕️
😂 my parents told me the same. I have used it on Jr. We're not bad, we're spirited 🤣🤣
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So this happened in the 1800s wild ⭕️
🤔😳…ur better’n this dood🤦🏽♂️🤣


So both of your parents knew you were “special” 🤭
Oh it was obvious to all but the most severely retarded🤔🤣🫡
"Special" is doing a lot of work there. What made your parents clock it so early?
Spirited man!!! ✨😂
Stache on the daily