This is a shit take

Dude, I appreciate your enthusiasm and the appropriate level of toxicity but no one out there is living fully one hundred percent on Bitcoin… I’ve tried so many times over the years and I always find myself needing a solution like this. The other solutions I’ve had have been a little bit KYC heavy or they’re only allowed Bitcoin deposits. I like that with this one they have Lightning deposits and it’s literally zero KYC

You are a convenience guy. Don't lie to yourself. It's okay to spend fiat. Or stop pretending and put your boots on the ground. Talk to farmers, they are often the most open (if they get the technical setup right). Then talk to all kind of people you do daily business with. If ordering only check if there is someone offering the product for Bitcoin or Monero. Talk to your landlord. Sometimes you can make a partial agreement as a start. Adoption stopped because everybody that signed up after 2014 would simply enjoy the gains without the pains. Stop being pussies you self proclaimed Bitcoin maxis. Show your proof of work.