I cannot explain it—truly cannot explain the surge of energy you get from this. It’s electric. It’s primal. Starting my day sunny in the perineum hits different. Healing warm photons on the undercarriage, an area that typically never sees the light of day? Undefeated. If you’re not sunning your perineum and genitals yet, you’re missing out. No windows, no screens—just raw, full-spectrum light. Science even backs it: sunlight boosts your mitochondria, cranking up ATP (your body’s energy currency). You’ll feel alive in a way you didn’t know was possible. You need to try it. Bonus: you’ll have tan huevos.