While reading this, I was thinking this was executed with some Satoshi level expertise

that's what i was thinking too. the 'fuck' in the one address doesn't seem like satoshi though.

This is really intriguing.

😂

I didn't think it was a hack when I first heard about this, but now I think it was a hack/brute force of an ancient private key and/or wallet.dat file that was password protected.