> wife orders groceries to save a trip to shops > I ask if you can add beer to the order, is it possible? > yes, it is > ok, cool, please order a six pack Guinness as well > bloke rocks up an hour or so later with the order > needs ID to deliver the order, cos of the alcohol > I show him my license > he says he needs to scan it > lol wot? why? > cos I do, it's just my job > ok, well don't worry about the beer, leave the rest > I can't he says, proceeds to collect up the order > wife surprisingly chill about the whole thing > me? i'm incensed (I know I shouldn't be, but I am) > wife calmly tells the guy sorry, we'll get a refund > i go off on a pointless rant about privacy and the fucking stupidity of the world we live in > yes, dear, I know, yes, that's right, says wife > thanks for inadvertently coming to my 4Chan style TedTalk > KYC is the illicit activity > find breath, spiral out