Reports of me being alive have been grossly exaggerated
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You've been dead inside for decades
Nah, the inside is the part that has been alive, in its own weird way. But decades is about right, now… a couple of them. I have tried
I annoying thee with frankincense and pachouli.
Both because I deem thee whole again and risen, and because you smell after decades of rot🤷🏽
Have fun with your new lease on life.
Don't pay taxes they're a scam.
Nonsense and absurdities are more than welcome. It.s all like that anyway, might as well do it with gusto and panache.
I only take my panache with strawberry toppings🤷🏽
You should try it with Grenadine sirop, fuck, can.t remember how they call it. Used to drink them as a teenager, it was disgusting
Are you trying to make me have a negroni?
Because negronis are only good with food🤷🏽
I’d never say that Negroni is disgusting. It’s the best there is, got gin AND Campari. Nah, was referring to a Monaco, beer, lemonade and cordial
Mixed together???
Absolutely. (That’s the kind of shit Absolut would invent) it.s a classic, not sure why. I guess it makes it easy to drink the beer, plus the sugar boosts the effect
Does it come in a can or a bottle? Because it sounds like a hangover 🤷🏽
Why drink beer if you don't like beer?
Sugar hiding any alcohol is just asking for headache and puke

Saveur
French Monaco
This classic beer cocktail, popular with French kids, gets a mature makeover.
Looks better than is imagined.
One glass top, as dessert. Or you’re right… it won’t end well.
But for food, I like whiskey and soda, especially in hot climate.
Depends on the meal.
You be fancy? You want taste your meal?
Ever had a hummingbird?
Champagne+ elderberry 👌🏾
You want refreshing but muted ?
Fine and tonic (I usually harp on gin because it's really bad for you. It really really is. But once in a while it's ok. Especially with higher quality gins) preferably Hendricks, with cucumber. Like one cut and plopped right in there.
Go to drink? I'm a rum guy. So rum and coke. But I'll drink anything really. Just not tequila. I'm like a while girl my clothes will fall off so that's a end of the night drink.
My favorite drink but you have to know how to make it right is a Smithfield sling. At my bar I make these and call them lady ticklers. It tastes like an old fashioned but your breathe tastes like bubblegum when you breath. 🤷🏽
Thank you @Nosnevets 🙏 our exchange made me great good
Time for me to crash
Nini geky boo