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The biggest cock of them all.

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**THE NOSTR REPORT** 🍆 D-Day🍆 26 January 2023 [773785] Our quote of the day comes from #[0] who marked this auspicious day, the day the pr0n bots took over the global feed, as 🍆 D-Day🍆 . **Headline Nostr News** ***To Markdown*** or not to Markdown **Markdown maxis** and never Markdowners clash. Does markdown kill the Nostr experience? Carlito helped spark a conversation over markdown use in Nostr #[1] ***PRO:*** #[2] proclaims "Long live markdown." #[3] CON: #[4] #[5] wants everyone to stop using MD for good reason. Read his note on protocol bloat here: #[6] #[7] wants to move "micro-blogging" to purpose-built Nostr clients/relays. #[8] #[9] learns that there are more than 10 emojis that can be used on Nostr🕺🪩💃🏽🦗🎯🍍🐒🥥🍻💅🆒. Expanding his armamentarium wasn't enough to stop the onslaught of 🐰 porn and 🍆pics that filled the global feed today. #[10] JOINS Nostr The Queen of macro joins Nostr making the plebs 🤯 lose their minds! Jack gives his customary Nostr welcome. 🫂 #[11] and #[12] reminds us **Don't trust, verify** #[13] . Lyn did eventually confirm her npub on her 🐦 profile. **#Nostrica Update** Nostrica shuttle from SJO to Uvita announced #[15] Follow the Nostrica account #[16] and #nostrica to stay up to date on the event. #newMusicFriday created by #[19] is a wonderful opportunity for nostriches everywhere round the 🌎to share their favorite new music every Friday on Nostr, join in the fun and share your new fav songs #[20] Shill us your favorite tracks to be featured in Friday’s NR! Nostr Heath of the Network 📈 • Pubkeys = 353,051 • Events = 1,483,866 • Relays = 258 🔥 Meme of the Day🔥 #[21] Stay Classy Nostr.

Ok, definitely need to train AI one recognizing that one.

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This day a year back 😂 nostr:nevent1qqs809s6q3zgjuzg2y3arsuszylcywewukwy80lx6d44g29dhyhmq5cpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqzyzprg8ug9dh2hnft5lc7ly92m9su7p6279deaaz2p8ua928ml0n2yqcyqqqqqqgzuju6n