Oh fuck that. The deed covenant in my neighborhood says we're all supposed to form an HOA but we all collectively agreed that we're not gonna do that. We do have a neighborhood group chat we're we alert each other to suspicious activity and organize collective efforts like pot hole repair, but it's all opt-in and we have an unwritten live and let live policy.

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That's amazing. If I didn't live in a neighborhood completely fraught with normie idiots I'd consider it, but they love daddy gov't so much. There's a woman, surprisingly young like late thirties, who lives near the mailboxes next to which there's a parking lot and apparently she monitors this 5 car parking lot and reports anyone who parks in the handicapped spot and also monitors the nearby dogshit can for people who throw their junkmail away in it. I don't understand these people but that's the nature of my neighbors. They LOVE this surveillance shit