When it first came out I remember thinking how awkwardly formulaic it was. Stylish person: "Hello, I am MYTHICAL NAME. You're here because of THIS. Uncomfortable monologue about sex." Neo: Trinity!! 😱 Stylish person: "Now we slow motion kung fu fight for eleven minutes!" Neo: that seems long? Stylish person: also it will end in a draw!! Neo: what? Stylish person: TITTIES!