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I want to earn $5.000 in one or two week ! How ?
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Twerk for sats on Nostr
😃 😃 That looks like a good tip. But I want opportunities or tasks I can complete to earn them.
Got multiple video clips sitting on your phone or computer? 🎥
Send me the clips, tell me how long you want the final video to be, and I’ll put together the best moments into one clean video.
No complicated process. Just send the rushes and I’ll handle the rest.
⚡ I can deliver it within 24 hours.
If you have some clips you need edited, feel free to DM me. 🤝
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Easy $333 to $715 should do it.
Tell me how to go about it.
Half in the Morning and the rest in the afternoon 😎😜
Cheers
Please, don't take this as a joke. I'm serious.
How should I go about it?
If you have any opportunities, please don't hesitate.
I'm open to them.
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I am currently writing articles on @Fanfares
Take a look; I hope you find the content useful, and don't forget to share it with your community.
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I can be your virtual assistant. Send me a DM.
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I could help you create quality content for your project.
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I can manage your to-do list for you.
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I can handle the tasks you don't have time for. They must be online tasks.
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I just zapped you 0.02% of you goal. I hope you can make it. PV while you are at it. 🫂
About the how: If I were you, I'd start by denominating my goal in sats, not fiat.
The present value is approximately 5.942. 000 sats.
Thank you for your response and support.
Approximately 5,942,000 Sats for my goal in one or two weeks.
If you have any opportunities don't hesitate.
I'm all open.
I can do video editing, I can be your virtual assistant, I can write content for your project.
Just leave a DM.
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Thank you Purpose.
Please excuse me if I'm digging deeper here. As I understand your reply, you're referring to the present value. So it seems you haven't fully switched your view to sats as the unit of account. For me, that's the game changer. I really appreciate Bitcoin as a unit of account for financial goals: it makes achieving them clearer and more transparent to myself.
Suck dick for $100 an hour.
#AskNostr
I want to make $5,000 ( approximately 5.942.000 sats) in the next 1–2 weeks.
Not looking for a get-rich-quick scheme.
I’m looking for real work, clients, opportunities, or ideas where I can actually bring value.
I can do social media, content, video editing, community management and outreach.
What would you do if you were in my position?
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Have you tried cooking but naked on onlyfans?
Sorry... I'll quit the jokes. Godspeed.
Did you mean cooking butt naked?
Would definitely need more context then you're willing to give.
Exactly and you're absolutely right. I need to update it on my profile as I go along. That's a big point that you just made known.
Fair point 😂
I have skills in social media management, content creation, video editing, community management.
I’m basically looking for a real opportunity where I can use these skills to make $5k in the next 1–2 weeks.
Open to ideas, clients, gigs, or collaborations. 🫂
Yeah, I did edit the note right after posting. But your client doesn't support them
@Ultimate Satoshi Do you have tits?
I'm here for the comments because my plan definitely involves you sitting at a table in Vegas with a deck of cards in your hands, and we both know that's not it 😁 so will observe for now but I wish you all the best mate. That's a great goal to achieve
I think it's obvious he doesn't have or else OF would have sent a cheque by now 😂
@Kudzai Kutukwa @Ultimate Satoshi
On nostr nobody knows if you're secretly a sexy woman pretending to be a broke guy #priacybydesign
True but with a 5k in a week deadline, something's gotta give right?
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What resources are available to you and do you intend any method or a nostr specific method?
Thank you very much for your comments friend. It's a pleasure for me to read you and no, I won't be able to play a card game and also I'm not in Las Vegas.'Thank you very much for your comments friend. It's a pleasure for me to read you and no, I won't be able to play a card game and also I'm not in Las Vegas. I very much hope to find an opportunity to achieve this goal.
I have skills in social media, community management, content & video editing, and I’m currently writing on Fanfare.io.
No specific method yet. I’m open to Nostr opportunities, ideas, or any paid offers that could help me reach the goal. 😅
Thanks for your comment, but please, I am serious about my goal.
Anglosphere "." 😂
LN and XMR addresses are already in my bio. I’m a young guy, so I guess I’ve got that part covered. Now I just need the fire memes.
😂 I’m just a young guy, single and trying to figure things out and make a better life for myself. That’s what this $5k challenge is about.
I really like the sense of humor around here 😂 But seriously, if you have any opportunities, ideas, gigs, or other ways to help me reach this $5,000 goal over the next week or two, I’m all ears.
My payment addresses are in my bio. 🙏
Privacy by design 😂 But I can confirm I’m just a broke young guy trying to turn $5k into reality. Let’s see what Nostr brings.
Exactly 😂 I know I’ll have to step outside my comfort zone for this. So what ideas do you have in mind? I’m open to trying things I normally wouldn’t.
Including doing TikTok dance videos?
If you get good ideas I am also going to implement so we are in this together bro, but in the meantime I am at the race track hoping "swift talker" can win it for me today
I'm serious too,the Only possible way
Can you run a campaign for an existing nostr project that will get them a disproportionate amount, say $50k worth, of new customers in this time window? Can you handle the uncertainty of committing to a gig like this only to be paid after, possibly only if you reach a goal? You don't have the reputation to warrant guaranteed payment, let alone in advance.
If you know a Nostr project that needs this, send it my way. Let’s talk about the goals, the deal and see what I can do. 😂
You'll have to do your own legwork. Many projects could use this, most have gotten somewhat cynical by now.
You can look at Geyser Fund listings at or Awesome nostr at 
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@Ultimate Satoshi
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But that's not going to be enough. You're going to need to find people irl who need things moved or done, for that kind of dough. Probably drugs.
The crazy thing is I *do* have a task I'd be willing to pay >5000$ for someone to do but like
not this week/two
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@Kudzai Kutukwa @Ultimate Satoshi If you've got a race track scalp tickets for lazy people who don't want to get out of their seats.
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How about this? Several other ideas on thos channel
A very good idea that I'll explore once I'm in Europe.
I really like your sense of humor.
I just saw your comment. Could you send me a DM so we can discuss the terms and your goals for the promotion in more detail?
Thank you