I was <10 years old when I got kicked out of an art museum in Edinburgh because I touched not one, but two paintings. 😈 I remember they were hyper realistic paintings with dew drops that looked so real. Didn't ruin them though.

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We got kicked out of the Hirshhorn when I was 20 because I wouldn't stop touching one of the sculptures and crying... We were on mushrooms and there was a giant naked man's looking angrily at me what was I to do? It also was not ruined.
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