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Better than prejaculated.
My prejaculation is top notch.
That's not what my mom said...wait...
The clarity must be insane
My mom said I was an immaculate conception. My parents are divorced.
Hiney sight is postjaculatory.
Before you were conceived?
I think the implication is she suppressed all sex with my father.
Does one ponder the orb with this immense postjaculatory hiney sight
Ah. I was originally making a "that's not what your mom said" joke at my own expense. Im sorry your mom hates your dad. My parents got divorced and then got back together. I think it was a bad decision.
I understood your joke but I have an obligation to make fun things sad and sad things fun. It’s my
Cosmic mandate.
Oh good. I often find myself explaining my jokes because my humor tends to be dry and sarcastic with a tinge of mean but that's the big sister vibe.
I’ve always wanted a big sister. They don’t seem to beat your ass as much as big brothers.
I'll let you talk to my brothers about that... Just don't ask the one about ice picks.
noted.
They're both really good at dodgeball too.
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