Wordle 1,533 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟩 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Minute Cryptic - 30 August, 2025 (It's Saturday and I'm racing the clock which is something we're all doing all the time but sometimes we're not conscious of it if we're lucky. I got bitten by a spider, while watching TV, a false widow which must have been traversing the sofa and somehow hot between by bare lower arm, I was wearing a tee shirt and jeans. I felt something, which I assumed was an insect or moth, tickle my arm and shook it a little towards my leg and felt a not very painful nip then saw a spider running up my arm like it had just stolen Pick N Mix at Woolworths. By the time I'd realised, it had made its getaway behind the sofa. It didn't hurt at all, it was a mildly raised circle approximately 2.5cn/1* in diameter with a very small puncture mark in the middle. So I was more interested than bothered, so I carried on watching TV and went to bed as normal. That was on Wednesday night and there is now very little sign it happened. It's only the second time I've been bitten by a spider and this wasn't that bad. On the scale of painful things it was below horsefly, bee, or wasp. Particularly because I once got stung by at a minimum ten wasps because, aged 9 or 10, I thought I could outrun them and their nest certainly couldn't outrun a brick. No meaningful superpowers and the creature didn't want to lay eggs on, or in, me. 2/10 WTFs.) "Clothes for queen's guard ditching uniform in spin-cycle?" (4) 🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣🟣 I scored: 2 under par