Look at that pan. You ever seen a photo of a pan shaped like a globe? No, of course not. You wanna know why? It’s because that pan is FLAT. If you’re a globe pan believer, you’ve been lied to be the globe pan conspiracy buyers. I looked into it and found out myself. I did the research and it proves what I knew all along!

Is that pan made of metal? It's from the melted down magic bells, that's why there are no more bells in England.