Was merely a step away. Phew 😮💨
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A millimeter away from a very bad day. Glad you missed it.😂
Daisy? Close one 😬
I dare you to do it, your NIP-05 is noshole@turdsoup.com sooooo.....
Always 😭 on the fucking mat 😞
And my lightning address is poopypants@coinos, but that does not mean I’m gonna shit my pants right now. Also, I already did earlier this week and cleaning that mat is a bitch
At least she made it outside? 😂🤷♀️
That’s truly as good as it’s gonna get with that elderly hag
I can’t even get Lucie to poop in her own yard. 😂
I'll send you 1000 sats if you sh!t your pants
Slippery Slope 😂
It’s brutal 😂this is from our best trained dog too, she’s just 15 and doesn’t have much control left
I can't wait to be old and shit wherever and have someone say this about me 🥰
I will do it for free in about 6 hours
Oh well then fair enough - 15?! Shit where you may queen. 👸 🐾
We should just start now and lie about bowel troubles 😂
Mine is peeing. I wanna just pee whenever/whereveer
Exxactly. We can’t actually complain about her, but if I had stepped on the mat, I would have been very irritated with myself
I would like to take a moment to thank my fiber intake 🎙️
😂 Sounds good. Fake it 'til you make it.
Ugh right, I don't want to stop what I'm doing.
That part always gets to me 😢🤧🥹
Awe you got a gift! My cats used to leave a certain type of little dead mouse outside our house as gifts while I was growing up, but I guess your dog wanted to leave something way more personal 🤣🤣 Glad you saw it before you stepped on it and ruined it, your dog took a long time to make that look exactly like that 🤣
My little one leaves me turd presents sometimes, but this one is from an elderly girl who totally lost control on her way to the yard 🤭