Mother-in-law arrived to provide relief support. Family is so awesome. What a blessed day. My wife is so fucking tough. She’s doing great.
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My wife is in a moment of reprieve after a few hours of intense contractions and the application of a sadistic implement I won’t describe or it would cause your third descendant torment. And so I shit post.
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I'll take that as a compliment, I think 🤔 Okay, So, take my mother-in-law! No, take her, please 😂 The below is shamelessly copied from a google searched website, because I'm too lazy to put actual effort into remembering: The Best Mother-in-Law Jokes: #1 A guy is driving along and sees his mother-in-law being attacked by seven blokes. “Aren’t you going to help?!” asked his wife. “No,” said the man, “seven should be enough.” #2 My mother-in-law stopped in for a visit. “Staying long?” I asked. “Just until I start getting on your nerves,” she replied. “Oh, so you won’t even stay for a tea?” #3 What do you call it if you’re late for dinner at your mother-in-law’s? Delaying the inedible. #4 Named my daughter after my mother-in-law? Passive-Aggressive Nutcase just started secondary school. #5 Why did the mother-in-law cross the road? She thought it was a boundary.