Bro c’mon… Think like a much lazier and careless sample of non-custodial LN’s target audience. Realistically, it needs to be much easier to use and maintain.

I don't care about lazy people. They are going to starve in the coming fiat collapse. This is like saying: "Diet and Exercise are too much for the average lazy person." Okay, then die of congestive heart failure. Custodial Lightning is the Ozempic of Bitcoin.