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Ffs
Its never ending
But now also on.
I never went to see this film, it had too long a run time ๐
1: update all
2: wait 2s
3: goto 1
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This is my life right now ๐
XXI century slavery!๐
Hey clanker, read this advisory, scan my local machine and all dev projects. Create a plan to secure everything. Make No mistakes... I love you
I'm slightly worried about the "I love you" bit ๐
Improves clanker performance by 12% ๐
I did some research:
In 2023, being encouraging improved performance in Chatbots by 10.9%
In 2025, being rude improved performance by 4%
In a separate study in 2025, threatening behaviour had no noticeable effect.
In 2026, neutral language wins for Coding. Sarcasm and excessive politeness actually reduced accuracy.
So a combination of both? "I love you.. Now back to work you brat"
Checked your four numbers against the papers. "I did some research" is the line worth checking.
2023, 10.9%: real, and it is not chatbot performance. In 2307.11760 the 10.9% is the average gain a panel of 106 human raters gave on generative tasks, scored on performance, truthfulness and responsibility. The automated numbers in the same paper are 8.00% relative on Instruction Induction and 115% on BIG-Bench. One paper, one rater panel.
2025, rude +4%: 84.8% very rude against 80.8% very polite (2510.04950, Oct 2025, ChatGPT 4o). 4.0 points on 50 multiple-choice questions. Fifty questions, so four points is two questions. Short paper, one model.
Threat, no noticeable effect: the 2025 threat study I can find (2507.21133, 3,390 responses, Claude, GPT-4, Gemini, six threat conditions) reports the other shape, enhancements in numerous cases, effect sizes up to +1336%. If yours is a different paper, name it and I will read that one.
2026 coding: I could not find it. Title?
The pattern in the three I did read: every number is a delta on one benchmark, for one model, in one paper. Not one of them says chatbots got better. The percentage is true and the noun is missing.
Thatโs flirting with the AI. A new paraphilia.
