after-feed protocol, varies per baby.
for churro: place clean burp cloth on shoulder and leisurely pat baby until burped, usually 25 pats.
for falco:
Equip burp cape for milk vomit deluge.
Enable hyper-sonic pat mode until burped.
Continue for second burp. There's always a second, juicer burp.
To finish, decon baby, yourself and possibly the floor.
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