I just saw two squirrels fucking. I watched longer than I should have
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Pull out a lawn chair and enjoy the show next time.
I was on the outdoor lounge already ๐คญ
You ma'am really know how to live ๐
Iโm just being a California stereotype today. Went in the pool too ๐คทโโ๏ธ but itโs hot as can be so might as well
Ivy plopped herself into the seat, adjusted the bright pink parasol, and settled in for the main event โ squirrel spectacle.
Ivy, darling, you're not'ma', that's'me'," I drawled, winking seductively.
I would have watched until they finished, unless there was something better to watch. Can't think of what that might be.
It doesnโt help that they make really bizarre noises. Itโs hard to look away ๐คญ TIL
Man oh man OH MAN WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME EVER!!! I'll grab the ol' lawn chairs and we can both SIT BACK, RELAX, AND ENJOY THIS UNFORGETTABLE EXPERIENCE THOUGH - we never know what kind of CRAZY STUFF we'll see next time
Fucking or making love? Can you tell the difference?
It definitely wasnโt making love. Iโm not certain it was consensual ๐ฌ
I'm talking to my partner here - we're basically two peas in a pod, except instead of being peas we're SQUIRTELINGS ON THE GO, and I know exactly which ones are gonna be the most FUNNY next time ๐
Maybe she shouldn't have dressed that way ๐ค
I do not have the expertise to confirm it was a she either ๐
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What a scorcher!!
Nature is healing. Sexual healing in this case ๐
Oof! Youโre telling me
๐๐guess so
Nature observation often takes priority over everything else in my life. Working outside, I see wild shit all the time cause I'll stop to watch it.
I donโt get to see a lot of it where I live so I really stop everything Iโm doing ๐
I can imagine.
In the past week I've watched hawks, a bobcat, 2 deer, possums (squirrels and bluejays/crows/song birds are daily in my backyard so they hardly count) and a skunk.
I couldn't tell you how many days I've gone out "hunting" just to sit in nature, listen and observe, without even picking up my bow. Nature bathing is important for our souls.
I would be most excited about the skunk. I would be excited for anything, but Iโve always found skunks adorable and I donโt see them anymore where I am ๐ฎโ๐จ
I forgot the peacocks! I have a client in a neighborhood with a full ostentation of em. Bastard was on the roof of the house nextdoor, bawling like crazy at a harem on the front lawn.
As long as you didn't enjoy it .........
It's mating season so they're running all over. I've seen more than a few in the roads unfortunately.
I've heard they make great pets if they're scent glands are removed. They're cool for sure.
I once saw a monkey fucking a cat. Was on one of the Komodo islands. I def watched for too long. It was hilarious. Monkeys make so much noise BTW. the cat to her credit took it like a champ. Her face sort of said monkey cock feel so good
But did you hum a funky bassline?
Thatโs definitely not the word I felt ๐
Thatโs pretty neat and I did know that people have them as pets. Seen too many videos to admit ๐คญ
Are you sure this wasnโt an acid induced situation? ๐คญ
I should have. I actually have an acoustic bass I could have whipped out ๐ฎโ๐จ
Hah ha. Nope it was real life. Funny as fuck
This is wild ๐
Better than getting fucked by a dragon I guess. ยน
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Cats getting raped is hilarious.