*deep breath *loud sigh Well you know bitcoin is like a swimming pool but in space *awkward breathing sounds Now imagine you sucked all the carbon out of the air in space. That would lead to the structural integrity of space and the entire universe becoming unstable. And that’s what Bitcoin is! Bitcoin is destroying the structural integrity of the fabric of time and space because it’s digital energy for the future.

I'm less certain about his alleged holdings and security than I am Bitcoin's.

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