Monero: “There’s mOrdinal spam on our blockchain” Monero: “Let’s reduce Tx_Extra information to counteract, & reduce this”. Bitcoin: “There’s a spam attack on our blockchain.” Also Bitcoin: “Let’s run a node implementation maintained by one dude” Also Bitcoin: “You’re an idiot if you run that software” Also Also Bitcoin: “You’re a Pedophile if you run the main software” Also Also Also Bitcoin: “But this implementation won’t fix the problem” Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “Well here’s this other version of the same software, run this version on top of the other version or else you’re a pedo” Also Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “Well both versions of your software disable privacy features on Bitcoin, and cause censorship of Blocks” Also Also Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “Nodes up, stop the pedos, you love spam, REEEEEE” Also Also Also Also Also Also Also Bitcoin: “You’re a retarded Knotzi faggot, fuck you asshole”.