Bitcoin goes down $7,000
“Omg it’s dumping/tanking/crashing/collapsing”
Bitcoin goes up $7,000
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pickleball is great, hope you recover from this, didn't know you were taking it so hard
Oh no, not coping sats, I thought you were better than that 🫂
what club
hodl about to mute every single one of us
He posted something interesting about humans interacting with BTC pumps and dumps and we all started a virtual club in the comments
I'm surprised he's not in here memeing
Bitcoin is Basically at $0 right now.
He can’t even spell his own name let alone use a VPN 😂
Bet the gay men would love him!
He loves it when I torture him, he is slightly kinky 😜
Disgusting 🤮 😂
Too bad that wasn't tomorrow when my paycheck is deposited as bitcoin.
Me!
If you never had quartered Gerkins cleverly distributed across a croissant based tuna salad sandwich then I would understand this take.
Go find god
Considering Italians don’t consider Sicilians to be Italians I won’t find this offensive and am definitely not crying now.
😂🤣
Polish pleb here 🫠
Haha I like how happy she is about it at the end
A keeper.
Nostr is chaos. Gotta embrace it lol
No worries most lightbulbs don’t require regular replacement anymore
You got some sick tastebuds bud
My apologies. I just like a little salt on my watermelon.
Stacey’s lightbulbs get replaced hourly
If only the hated care, does it matter? I think I hear a tree falling…. No was just a fart
*refined
Someone needs to hold the ladder tho
😂🤣…and MANHOOD keeps callin me racist😳😂 
lol!! Stache got me
Salty
He posts a picture of a black guy to make it seem like he isn’t racist. You’re not fooling anyone.
Try it
In your own opinion
That’s all I have.
The only thing I would lick salt off is tequila!
He vanishes for 10 min…only to sneak back in and sucker punch me🤨🤷🏽♂️ 
Salt on watermelon sounds like something Marie would like. She has plenty of salt from all the time she’s rubbing it in my wounds.
Lead a horse to water … etc.
It’s delicious. And cheap. Try it
He would love me to rub his wounds 😜
I’m going to the kitchen while you all work this out.
This is that reverse psychology stuff. I’m not falling for it until you repent sinner
Made my evening this nonsense. Thank you all I needed it.
I’ve been here fighting for my fucking life since @The Marie ⚡️🦂 jumped in
Bring me some watermelon and garlic for the vampire lady
until next time John, probably 7 am or whenever sats wakes up
What, to get some watermelon and salt?
That dude looks like an alpha living his best life
And you
Are too
Mahdood
Or drunk🤔😳😂
Primarily to avoid you and mahdoods splash zone but, yes, to eat some delicious salty melons.
Same
Garlic, now that I do love!
I didn’t know you were going to hell too. I need to reevaluate my life now.
I eat so much garlic I am garlic. Ask @SatsMcD.ai
This is like a Disney movie on meth
Dude looks cool, at least he can probably spell his name correctly unlike Mahdood 🤣
I hate you 🤣🤣
I just spat out my sip of wine with this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marie
Send me the bill.
FEELING IS MUTUAL
You sure, the bottle costs $2490
My offer is for the dry cleaning not your weak mouth. But I take responsibility for being hilarious
😳🤔… some of the peepl some of the time?😂🤣 
You think my clothes are cheaper than the wine…pffttt
A real fancy bitch just throws the cloths away but I’m not here to judge. What is the price of my genius?
That one hurt
That’s Mastercard sh*t there🤔😂😂
Mastercard more like masterbatercard amirite!?
We should all get together and heal these wounds. The love is being mediated by the electric internet membrane
I’m not fancy bitch, so I tend to keep my clothes!
I love you Stacey
Ohhh poor Nostr dudes getting wounded by little old me 😜💜
😂🤣…me too🫡
It’s a basic principle of math that if the clothes price is < the cost to repair then …
I’m glad everyone is seeing Marie’s true colors now. Beware fokls 🫡
I love you all so much
I’m yet to show you colours you ain’t ever seen 😜
All friction adds up to abrasion and abrasion leads to wounds we can avoid with the lubricant of real time interaction
It’s my greatest facade.
When Nostr meetup with you all? 😉
I can’t see certain colors
Because a band of blue is refracted sharply by my eyeball and so it’s always to the left disintegrated from my vision
I’m in if you let me cook and can handle my tornado child.
Oh wow are you actually colour blind?
Don’t trust @SuiGenerisJohn on this one… I’m still waitin on my nurse and transport van🤨🤷🏽♂️ 
A man that can cook while I drink wine is a keeper!
Dude I’ve got a teenager so I’m sure I can handle a little one!
I don’t know but a certain color blue is always to the left of everything I see. But who knows maaan If Your purple is my purple maaan.
You’ve never met my child, but I’m down to see you try.
I’m trying brother. People are afraid of meatspace
😳… cheech and chong meet dazed and confused🤔😂 
Alright alright alright!
😂🫡… all good in the ⭕️
Top 10 underrated of all time😂
🤣🤣🤣
I’d be quitting right about now, or else I’ll add you all to my next Hellthread 🤣
🥲
🦗from Peter Schiff?
Yyyyyyyyeah
No thanks have a good night 😬
Thanks for allowing me into your fun thread, sleep well guys 💜💜💜💜💜💜 
Fun threads > hell threads