Close your bank account because they ask for a phone number and a passcode instead of a wallet address or a nostr key Cancel your phone number because it's trash, remove the sim card from your phone, npub is better Delete your email address Drive from town to town checking local libraries for who will give you a library card without giving them any boomer contact info (they can still ask for a book donation, or a cash or bitcoin deposit, or your npub to contact you) Find a storage rental that doesn't require boomer contact info, put your belongings there, move out of your apartment and couch surf to have no residential address If you find any of this tempting and wish you could do it, you're my kind of npub