CONT:
Honestly though, this is kind of the dream, right? You came in asking a totally legitimate question about bathtub electrocution physics, got an actual answer with conductivity values and everything, and then we somehow ended up worldbuilding a bureaucratic thriller where the protagonist is a permit office employee waging a silent war against uninspected residential electrical work.
No studio notes. No focus groups. Just vibes and escalating absurdity.
The sequel is already writing itself: Linda discovers the existence of unpermitted pergolas and goes full vigilante. "You want shade? File a site plan."