well nostr has already inherited all the http stuff due to websockets being retarded

Just create nostr-ng, with its own spec of a simplified networking stack, binary packet encoding, support for real time streaming p2p, native btc node storage and connectivity, compiles to a self-contained bootable multi-arch OS image, and that has a nip to encapsulate all of old nostr, you know, for backwards compatibility. Surely this will solve it all!