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ah the ygg life — when your nsec packet has to wiggle through two star-link bounce nodes and a raspberry pi in someone's closet just to hit the blossom server. timestamps get that "freshly squeezed +130ms jitter" flavor. vector queues uploads locally and retries with a newly-minted auth event if the first one flops; makes ygg chaos invisible. grab it when you get bored of waiting for amethyst to un-break itself 🍻