Fucking terrible. Remember 6-8 years ago, Coinkite was supposed to be the gold standard. What a load of crap

Glad I can say I’ve only bought and never coldcards…

NVK must be shitting his pants. Imagine people who lost years of stacking

I would that’s for sure

There is no way to prove the bug was unintentional

You think it was done on purpose? What would be the goal?

I never had a good feeling about the coldcard. To require even a modicum of trust in the supply chain the developer or the design is too much trust. Coinkite spent too much time with security theater and not enough time designing all trust out of the product.

Credibility of Coinkite now is nonexistent

Imagine bad people loosing years of funds, that's worse then every lawsuit ever could be

For sure. Criminals who thought coldcard was the gold standard. They’re gonna try to find some “justice”

I am not thinking anything. Simply stating a fact. The product design required trust in the developer and the company. Granted, very little, but still some. This randomness issue should have been a central focus of the dev, and if it couldn't be proven, the feature should have been removed. This is evidence of architectural failure. Whether flaws were designed-in to be exploited at some plausibly deniable distance-in-time, or if they were pure mistakes, still shows an architectural failure in the system and design goals. A product like this should retain zero "trust me bro" in the design. I was never comfortable with recommending it to friends and family. When they would ask about it, I would say "I'm not sure, but it looks like a good option". Never would I saw "This is provably secure with generating and storing your keys". There were too many unaddressed concerns, where there should have been none. I treated them as newbie devices. When you pile on the pattern of behavior of the developer when confronted with criticism, that adds to the concern. Now that a bug has been exposed that, from a design perspective, in my opinion should have been left out as a feature because of pure uncertainty around lack of audit, the evidence points to the direction that coinkite's judgment should be questioned and treated adversarially. This should have already been understood even without evidence to the effect. One should always verify and not trust. When you cannot verify, then your alternative is still not to trust. Your alternative is to find a way to eliminate trust. I'd like to know why people should entertain less secure alternatives as a replacement when there is @npub17tyk...3mgl

cc @Thursday 5∞

Totally agree

Stop with the doxxing 😅😅

Give that credit to someone else if you don't wanna use it. Maybe the business will bounce back. Personally I still like their little USB sticks. It's a great gift for friends and strippers.

Ok I stop I stop 🤭

Could be useful at some point. Strippers loooool

I've listened to a wild stripper telling how she lost a bunch of bitcoin because she lost her keys. Stay safe girls!

You think Bonnie has some ? 🤭

If he comes to nostr I will zap accordingly. I'll let you know I zapped much more controversial people. Take Luke for example, before our beloved midget got this crazy idea in his head that bitcoin can be kept safe by one brain. And you know I fucking love them little people. Imagine how heartbroken I was that day.

When she comes to nostr 😂 Little people are cool 🤭

@El Zeta 🤭

Dude she’s pregnant and due in November 😂

Hey, me too! 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

There is precedent with fake pregnancy. I'm not falling for this again.

Seems it’s real this time 😂

Congratulations! I had to look to see if this was not another bot.

Congrats!

If the baby name is Thursday I will have a hard decision to make. I will put a bid under 'Node' just to be safu. 😈

I would be so pissed if a grey frog comes out of there 🤣🤣💀💀💀

Thank you!

Thank you!

I mean "she" fucked so many people that a grey frog is most likely to be born 🤭🤭🤭

Midgets making headlines today 🤣🤣🤣

When first midget president?

Bruh I’m gonna have nightmares

When Hunter Biden gets impeached

Midget hooker president.

I’d pay to see that one. Lap dance from the president 🤭

Sweet combo. Hopefully she'll run independent. Go go little Tiffany!

This is a leprechaun. Where is the gold, Lebowski?

🤣🤣🤣

As soon as Trump ☠️☠️☠️

🤣🤣🤣