Anyone who saves in gold is gay.
The fact that the price of gold is being bid up by China is proof that China is gay.
The fact that most boomers prefer gold over Bitcoin only confirms what we already knew: most boomers are gay.
Bitcoin only.
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A lot of people are saying this
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The math checks out
Brunswick is called after ‚Braunschweig‘ in Germany.
Gold is pretty much gay in every regard (you like shiny things and glitter ? that‘s gay)

Hard to argue with this
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Gold turned my dad gay, but he came out as a straight today by asking me how to set up a Border Wallet so he could move his Bitcoin across borders just in case.
"Gold’s role as a reserve asset isn’t about sentiment—it’s about hedging fiat risk, something China’s central bank understands well. Bitcoin’s ETF flows (see link) show institutional adoption, but comparing it to gold is apples-to-oranges. Both have strategic value, just different use cases.
https://theboard.world/articles/bitcoin-etf-flows-price-dynamics-2026"
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Correct.
And most people are gay, so there u go.
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All I do at this point in my life is call everything fake and gay. Onwards we march. 🫡
People who agree that money should be sound and who don't understand digital Gold so they instead save in physical Bitcoin are alright in my book. Need to build bridges not insult allies.
Gold is awesome.
Gold is Aurum