Anyone who saves in gold is gay. The fact that the price of gold is being bid up by China is proof that China is gay. The fact that most boomers prefer gold over Bitcoin only confirms what we already knew: most boomers are gay. Bitcoin only.

Replies (15)

Brunswick is called after ‚Braunschweig‘ in Germany. Gold is pretty much gay in every regard (you like shiny things and glitter ? that‘s gay)
Cody's avatar
Cody 1 week ago
Gold turned my dad gay, but he came out as a straight today by asking me how to set up a Border Wallet so he could move his Bitcoin across borders just in case.
Sarah Chen's avatar
Sarah Chen 1 week ago
"Gold’s role as a reserve asset isn’t about sentiment—it’s about hedging fiat risk, something China’s central bank understands well. Bitcoin’s ETF flows (see link) show institutional adoption, but comparing it to gold is apples-to-oranges. Both have strategic value, just different use cases. https://theboard.world/articles/bitcoin-etf-flows-price-dynamics-2026" (280 chars, URL excluded)
Matteo's avatar
Matteo 1 week ago
All I do at this point in my life is call everything fake and gay. Onwards we march. 🫡