Any good bitcoin/nostr limericks?
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I once met a pleb girl named Cary
A lovely young lass I might marry
I hopped on a flight
To share a nice night
Turns out it was just hairy Gary
They said put a shoe on my head
“I’m a real boy! I’m a pleb!”
They got me to do it
But I’m glad I’m through it
Now I will do it to them
(Liberal limerick)
Protocols, not platforms
Straight shitposting and stacking corn
No, not retarded
Just highly regarded
Fiats we will not mourn
There once was a price 58K
The haters all said it was ghey
It halved and then pumped
Fiat got dumped
And we’ll laugh when it’s 1M one day.
There was a protocol named nostr
Designed for freedom to foster
The devs and the plebs
Ideas in their heads
Building futures to prosper
X-fluencer, Peggy, so fine
Made content that crossed every line
We hooked up one night
Now something’s not right—
Thank God #nostr's not viral by design.
The price is falling, fear is building up.
Don't underestimate what latency can do.
Bitcoinity is down and Clark Moody is too.
Buy walls are fading, and we are going to go through.
🎵🎵🎵
@allen was involved in the creation of some I believe
There once was a man with a dash
That measured his Bitcoin in cash
The best measure was old
Highs should be gold
All because fiat is trash
@Clark Moody PLEASE ADD ATH TO THE GOLD SECTION OF THE DASHBOARD!
not really specific to bitcoin/nostr but i'm very proud of this composition i created & recited in 3rd grade. figured i must memorialize it here.
There once was a man
Who became head of the U.S.
And wouldn't you guess
He was full of B.S.
needless to say my 3rd grade teacher was not thrilled with this limerick but the class loved it.
@MadeleineBegunKaine #limericks
there once was a network called lightning.
the recklessness seen there was frightening.
a space-suited cat made a torch out of sats
and we all wanted in on its heightening.
A man of culture
Nice bitcoin flow bro
Great nostr vibe